Snap, Crackle, Pop!

As I was leaving work today, I saw a man carrying the world's hugest roll of bubble wrap. It was so big, I don't think my arms could have fit halfway around it. I almost knocked the poor man over just so I could walk down the stairs and to the door (possibly even all the way out to my car) on a bubble wrap carpet.

Alright, I thought about doing more than just walking on it. I probably would have got down on my hands and knees, and squished it around in both fists just to pop all the bubbles I could. I might have even considered rolling across it.

Apparently, this is just a small taste of what would happen if I went through life without ever censoring myself. Yikes.